CHICKEN INVASION AND UNILAG GIRLS

Underground bakery used to be the hot spot in Unilag, as time passed, Chinese restaurant strolled in, which was sent in by Sharwama spots and now Chicken and chips and chicken suya
In a letter forwarded to unialariwo.wordpress.com recently by the chicken representative, it stated,”Unilag girls have been consuming us over a decade now, tell them to stay prepared for the chicken invasion”. Heheheheheh…just kidding .

But then frankly speaking, for over a decade now, about 90%, if not 100% of all Unilag girls have chosen to consume more chicken than any other animal since they got into school… Even when most of these girls cannot afford the so-called chicken and chips and chicken suya by the penny given to them at home by their parents, they still go ahead to charge boys to get it for them, as most boys already believe you can get through some unilag girls’ pants mainly by getting them chicken and chips.

“Boys are complaining Ooooo!!!!, girls”, this we can see in the recently concluded commodities price hike protest protested by Unilag boys, when the boys started chanting price of chicken and chips which goes for 500-600, depending on chicken size, should come down.

According to analysis, for about the 3 chicken and chips spots in unilag- Amina hall, New hall and jaja hall frontage, it was gathered that newhall spot sells most of which the boys buy it more but the girls eat it more. Newest hall spot sells next, of which there’s balance between the rate at which boys and girls buy it and consume it, then Jaja spot where Moremi girls buy it more with their money.
Out of frustration from one of the Unilag boys interviewed, he stated,”Unilag girls had better be careful, trying to frustrate us with their demands for chicken and chips and chicken suya, or they’d get poisoned someday soon eating birds with flu”.

Unialariwo reporter was able to gather pictures from these spots